The Republic of 3 dots is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 304 million 3 dotsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient 3 dotsian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Poptarts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,823 Poptarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3 dots's national animal is the The sigma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3 dots is ranked 64,402^nd in the world and 39^th in Alcris for Safest, scoring 97.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.